Tired of pretending Christmas isn’t just one big cash grab? We feel you. Our “Santa’s Side Hustle” sweatshirt lets you expose the system while staying cozy AF. This drip features:
● Vintage globe graphic with a shades-wearing Santa: Peak aesthetic for the ultimate holiday boss.
● Two shooting stars with “$” blasting off: Gotta secure those profits, ya know?
● Groovy “Oh Yeah” sticker: Irony levels: 💯
● Argyle print sleeves with snowy overlay: Low-key festive, high-key fire. 🔥
Crafted from super-soft recycled materials (because we’re not totally heartless capitalists) and built to last, this sweatshirt is perfect for spreading holiday cheer…or at least starting some healthy debate.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
